Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize