I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
they're like a gay fantastic four
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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