"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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