is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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