Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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