East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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