Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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