Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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