I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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