You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Randomize
