I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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