Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I have already put on my inside pants.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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