Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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