Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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