The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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