i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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