Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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