talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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