a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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