i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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