if you like me you must not know who I am
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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