whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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