Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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