so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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