Nicole vs. Life
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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