Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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