I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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