why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I need to calm my uterus...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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