My boss' voice literally gives me gas
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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