I want to make a zoo with you.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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