i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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