evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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