Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
