Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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