god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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