Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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