For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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