worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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