He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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