I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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