I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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