They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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