Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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