apparently the secret to your success is patron
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
why do cheetos always look like penises
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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