Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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