About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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