dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
nutella sex= disaster
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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