He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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