capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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