ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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