Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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