Do you still have your period?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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