I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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