Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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