I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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