i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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