Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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