if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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